This is a story that was formerly on VCL and Orlando, and was initiated by my lady cat as
an experiment to broaden her artistic range. Naturally, I support her in all her endeavors. :) The comments
are taken directly from the original image descriptions as they were first posted.Warning! A
good many people regard stories like this as naughty. If you are easily offended, better not read it.
I, personally, love this story... but hey, I love everything my lady cat and I do together. Trying to
second-guess what's gonna offend or upset people is impossible, so I basically just give a simple warning
and let it go at that.
The Towel Story
Cats like to keep clean. :)
Not all cats dislike water. :)
Cats enjoy keeping clean and are proud of it. :)
My lovely lady cat posted a trio of equally lovely pics... herself
and myself in the shower. :) Anyway, I just thought I'd illustrate
another of the many uses for wet towels... ;)
YO... you don't think *I* know how to use a towel that way??
Dang.. gave you credit for more sense than that my tomcat! ^_^
Obviously, she's had battle-towel training. And all
thistime I thought only *guys* had that. My bad. <:)
Oho.. so you presumed I never had such training eh? Well such
assumptions can have *dire* consequences my tomcat!! Now just keep
that profile while I demonstrate just HOW dire they can be... _:)
*Ahem* Maybe they didn't cover it in your battletowel training,
my lady cat, but... announcing your intentions is a *bad* move.
It gives your opponent the chance to strike first. >:)
Oh no... omigod, I hurt my lady cat... O_O
I never stung you *that* hard my tomcat... -_-
Well, you weren't exactly waving
a white flag, my lady cat... <:)
The Y2K Story
I guess I *did get sort of carried away there my tomc... huh? O_O
I know you've been a little worried about the predictions of
Y2K-related disasters, CW.. but this isn't one of them... I think...
So it's just a power outage my tomcat? Then why is the
only thing my transistor radio can pick up is static? O_O
Something has gone very, very wrong, my lady cat... O_O
You have a gift for understatement my tomcat..
something is very VERY wrong... -_-
Okay, something *is* wrong, my lady cat - but
before we panic, let me try something first...
Okay my tomcat... you tried it. It didn't
work. Now are you convinced? -_-
I'm convinced we must not give in
to despair, my lady cat... <:)
Yes of course! What's wrong with me? There's no need to
give up hope. We still have each other my tomcat! ^_^
She says we should stick together "for warmth, if
nothing else". *purrr* What else IS there??? :)
*prrrr*.... oh yes my tomcat. ^_^
Couldn't stand seeing my lady cat unhappy... :)
As if I could be unhappy for long around my tomcat? :)
*My* tomcat! Yes! ^_^
*sigh* You are too wonderful, my
lady cat... *blink*.. wha-a? O_O
HEY! The power's back on! :)
Well how about that! Just like that everything's back to normal?
From now on I leave *all* tech stuff to you my tomcat... I can't
figure it out ^_^
Well, I guess everything's
back to norm... huh? O_O
Wha-a?? What the heck is going ON???
... I, umm.. just had a thought, my lady cat...
I think you may have put your finger
(if nothing else) on it my tomcat... ^_^
That's a weird theory you have, my lady cat...
it will have to be researched...
Science marches on! ;)
Figures don't lie :)
I guess you're right, my lady
cat... it's happened...
So my tomcat... is it the beginning of the
end - or the end of the beginning? ^_^
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